• "Enjoying" a succession of really powerful sneezes. I'm worried I'll burst something or exhale a lung. #
  • Just could have made about 20 knob gags but didn't. I'm clearly growing in humour sophistication. #
  • @wayneomac1977 hey! apologies for the pictures ;) life here is pretty ace. how's things with you? anyone else from ye olden days on twitter? #
  • Walked for a mile in the woods on all sorts of wonky rocks & crazy inclines, then pulled a muscle in my calf taking my shoe off at home. #
  • Possibly just sold a house. #
  • @urbanwide: oh no, just an offer we've accepted. lots more fun and games to come…! are you guys still looking for your next place? #
  • @Thehodge @101ofawolf thanks :) #
  • Think the dog can develop cherry eye on demand in order to get out of having a bath. Tsk. #
  • The taxi driver hot boxed me. #
  • Been in York doing a Shakespeare/LAMDA course. I can think of better ways to use a Saturday but got some ideas out of it & had yum risotto. #
  • @swillingtonfarm: We'd certainly be interested. Will it be strictly Leeds though? We're *just* over the Bradford border. #

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