0. Something I’d forgotten from the other day: one of my favourite things about World of Warcraft is its sense of humour – I like things that don’t take themselves too seriously. Some things tickle me so much that I tell John about them – for example, the goblin who tells me that “for those of you allergic to almonds, our cyanide capsules come in an assortment of other flavours.”

1. A joke so easy that I can’t believe I’m the first to make it provokes an explosion of laughter.

2. Enough crumbs have broken off the white chocolate chip cookie to give the dregs of my tea a lovely vanilla flavour.

3. When the previous tomfools step up of their own accord and take responsibility for not only themselves but their classmates too.