1. To close the chapter on that whole episode. Literally.

2. The inclusion of gherkin makes it perfect.

3. There is a Tenacious D lyric that we sing perhaps a dozen times a day (“that’s fucking teamwork”) but when John returns from making the teas he made by himself, he decides that it should be “that’s fucking me-work”. I point out that if he’d caused other people to make tea too, it would be “memework”. Or, reading the overly precise location details from Wikipedia, I explain if he’d done it in a certain suburb of London, it would be “Cheamwork”. Or with a fish, “breamwork”. I could go all night but we, rightly, leave it there.