1. I potter indecisively around the plot, weeding and tidying, but along the way seven berry bushes get planted, along with two bushes (buddleia and St John’s Wort) to attract bees and two spaces on my perennial herb row get filled with lavender and sage.

1b. Little stark red alien outcrops appear in the soil. Here be rhubarb!

2. Perfectly crunchy toast.

3. I suggest a bath and it is just the best thing.