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3BT – too pleasing, funny but wrong, thief

1. The cans cut cleanly with the giant shearers.

2. I ask John his opinion on whether or not a joke is appropriate. When I tell him it, he howls with laughter which makes me realise it’s probably not appropriate but worth saying anyway.

3. The guitar has cunningly stolen Lily’s bone and she growls and growls until together we work out a way for her to get it back.

Last week’s Tweets (up to 2010-06-06)

  • @strowger78 i meant this one http://fittstim.ls12.net/pcl/sa01/slide_01.html :) #
  • For someone who isn't supposed to be working today, I've managed to do quite a bit of work in the last half hour. Naughty me. #
  • In yarn heaven at textere mill. #
  • Gave myself a budget of £20. Spent £45. Could have been worse (and in my defence, was mostly books). #
  • @thattommyhall ooh how long will you be there for? in reply to thattommyhall #
  • Had an ace day off: stroked yarn, found a great random fabric shop, ate yummy bread, made yummy bread, spun my first yarn & pinned a pattern #
  • Today will be a day of sewing & sowing and dyeing & hopefully not dying. Will also be baking but that doesn't have a homophone. #
  • @johnleach boo. in reply to johnleach #
  • In case there was any doubt about my hippy status: I just tie dyed something. (I made an arse-"target" on a pair of @johnleach's underpants) #
  • Another ace day off: reading Wyndham in the sun, spinning yarn, dyeing yarn & clothes, gardening, lunching, baking, foraging & cooking. Fun! #
  • @kaerast he didn't just consent, he begged me to tie dye them (which I've not done before). He now has spiral tie dye pants & a stripey vest in reply to kaerast #
  • Need a mini knitting/crochet project for my first handspun yarn – only got 15m so it has to be very mini. Probably be dull & go for a purse. #
  • Want to replace some misted up doubleglazed units. Anyone recommend any window people in Leeds/Bradford? #
  • Two days off just means I have to do three days worth of work to catch up today. Was still worth it though. #
  • The porch/greenhouse reached a very humid 42C this afternoon! My glasses steamed up immediately on entry. Was even too hot for the cats. #
  • Just got to meet our neighbours' new puppy – a six week old version of Lily – super gorgeous, might steal. #
  • Bought Lily an oinky pig toy. Think we've been having more fun with it than her and she frickin' loves it. #

3BT – glare of the glade, happy Carla cat, new to the neighbourhood

1. We happen upon a sunny clearing in the middle of the wood but quickly retreat back into the leafy shade.

2. We worried how Carla – once the most scaredy of scaredy cats – would handle the move to the new house, after the death of her brother, after the arrival of Lily – but stroking her as she stretches out in the morning sun, I realise she’s possibly the happiest, most content cat I know. (She’s actually dancing over me as I type this twelve hours later – grabbing my hand from the keyboard for tickles and purring so loudly it’s drowning out the noise of the YouTube video John’s frowning over.)

3. Our next-door-but-one neighbours bring over their brand new, six week old springer spaniel puppy. With his markings, he’s a miniature version of Lily and we’re instantly smitten. We offer/beg to babysit.

3BT – new project, on anti-cry patrol, quiet time

1. She started but didn’t finish embroidering the linen table cloth. For 50p, I take on the challenge.

2. After giving Katherine hell for a week, poorly Joe is all smiles as I push him around the supermarket. It’s the exciting boingy hair and buy one get one free offers that get his interest.

3. While John watches Star Trek in the living room, I spend the evening on the sofa in the dining room reading, with a cat on my belly and a dog by my side. A wonderfully relaxing end to a mostly wonderfully relaxed week.

3BT – on the road, on the pavement, two day week

1. The trees met high above the road and we’re grateful for their shade. We come across two men, topless, sunbathing on the roadside during their lunchbreak. Around them, there are ropes and tools, and we realise they’re the source of the occasional chainsaw noise we’d been hearing throughout the day.

2. When we fed the neighbours’ cats at Christmas, we had to wrap up warm for the short snowy journey – coats and wellington boots. Today I pad next-door-but-one barefoot. The west-facing Yorkshire flagstone are smooth and warm.

3. I realise as I’m going to bed that even though it’s felt like Monday (because it’s been the first day of work after a long-long-long weekend), tomorrow is Friday.

3BT – spectrum, mid-afternoon break, menacing

1. The purple dye transforms all the items but each ends up a different colour depending on its fabric composition and soak time. The colours range from dusky pink to mottled heather and glossy aubergine. The wool yarn, the point of the dyeing session, is a muted grape – I like muted colours so it’s perfect.

2. We drink tea and chatter. The animals pad around us before stretching out in the sun.

3. I mis-read “violent seas” as “violet seas” and when I notice the error, prefer my interpretation of the line.