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3BT – (balsam), switch, observation, soft and no poo

0. (Something I forgot from Thursday) I know it’s invasive and bad in so many ways, but I love the smell of Himalayan Balsam. As I walk through the horses field to the canal, it reminds me generally of childhood and specifically of the times John and I first identified and remembered the smell (at Kirkstall Abbey), and of the time when I breathed it in while watching dogs play at the bottom of Shipley Glen.

1. The sudden change in the dog when she sees trees out of the car windows: from a completely shutdown grump slumped in the footwell to shining eyes and a hopeful pant as she looks this way and that.

2. I watch two little scenes transpire at the supermarket – simple interactions but ones outside my grasp for one reason or another. I register the positioning, the tones and the (not so hidden) intentions. The everyday is extraordinary sometimes.

3. I perch one of the red chickens on my knee so we can all stroke it. I’m always surprised how soft the feathers feel, how cool and smooth. (I’m also glad that she doesn’t poo.)

3BT – cosy, heavy, deep

1. The clouds are soft and fuzzy, like creamy wool blankets on sky blue sheets.

2. The warm weight of the sleepy chickens as I lift them into the coop.

3. The vivid purple flesh of the pigeon, peeking out from underneath the paler skin.

3BT – I love you human (for now), ha!, worldwide

1. Carla is hesitant about coming into the office at first but when I pat-pat a familiar rhythm on my knee, she runs in. I stroke her and she rubs against me as I work then she finds the treats and I am forgotten.

2. An unexpected last laugh.

3. To live in a world where distance is no detriment to friendship.

3BT- beck, indoor playtime, waiting with wings flapping

1. Our clear, tinkling little beck is roaring: a 10ft wide stretch of murky water gushes by the bottom of the garden. It’s so fast and out of place, it scares me on some very base level yet still I watch.

1b. I return to the house with eggs and a strawberry almost as big as an apple.

2. The ball bounces off the wall and the dog follows it across the bed.

3. We’re all waiting and have chosen to wait together. “It’s like New Year’s Eve,” someone says, and it really is, including people doing countdowns and conga lines. Everyone is good natured and making bad jokes, then when the moment we’ve been waiting for happens six minutes early, I have to laugh when we all rush as one.

3b. The good nature travels with us as we all uncover the brand new for the first time.

Things to do in the middle of reading a novel about zombies

Things to do in the middle of reading a novel about zombies which has disturbed you more than you’d like to admit:

1) Chop up a lot of braising steak, the bloodier the better

2) After frying said braising steak, add it to thinly sliced red onions fried with a little tomato puree to make a concoction that is somewhat reminiscent of brains

3) Have a dog (or possibly fox) bark in the woods so that your dog gets anxious and starts barking, which starts off the chickens anxiously clucking

4) Have the owner of the dog in the woods have an argument with someone so you can hear raised, but indistinct, human voices at a distance

5) Time all of that with rush hour so the emergency vehicle with its sirens whirring takes close to a decade to pass down the main road

6) Run out of both onions and (ground) cumin. Wonder whether it’s better to live in a world filled with hordes of the undead or try to cook without onions & ground cumin.

Calpol/Generic Calpol Taste League Table (6+ division)

1) Full fat orange Calpol
2) Sugar-free strawberry Calpol
3) Boots own sugar-free strawberry
4) Lloyds own orange
5) Numark Vile Flavour (not sure what it is officially but it was VILE)

(The Boots & Lloyds generic ones are definitely worth the substantial saving, the Numark one … not so much.)