Categorylife

The general parent category for most of the things I write about on here.

One of the more interesting Louisa-centric sub-categories is biodata (where I explore my personal history with graphs, maps and whatnot), and if you’re that way inclined, you can read about the wonderful felines and canines with whom I’ve shared my life too.

3BT – white world, worry, tell-tale signs

1. We wake up to a world even whiter than before. Even the tiniest branches are covered with inches of snow. It looks so cold but under our giant duvet together, we’re blissfully warm.

2. I’ve been worrying about the old house for a couple of days – we hadn’t been back to check on it since the cold spell really got going and I’ve been troubled by images of burst pipes, flooded rooms and arguments with insurance companies. We take a break from work to drive over mid-afternoon and everything is fine – in fact, it actually feels warm in the house even though there has been no heating for weeks. I become giddy as my anxiety floats away.

3. I return from neighbourhood cat feeding duties covered in white fur from furtive hugs – the feline equivalent of lipstick on my collar.

3BT – my dream guy, rocking out, feeding, the future

1. I wake up and tell John that I had a dream I was being wooed by another man. He was a very pretty Italian boy who worked as a waiter and repeatedly brought me great pizza. John understands why it would be hard to resist that and we decide that I should allow the dream waiter to continue to pursue me, and share the doughy reward.

2. We – John, Dan and I – play Guitar Hero until the room starts to scroll away from us and we see coloured dots whenever we close our eyes.

3. We’re feeding the neighbours’ cats over Christmas – two next door and three next door but one. I make small talk as I spoon out the meat and conduct rollcalls.

4. People start disappearing from our private work chat channel throughout the day, with messages of “see you in 2010”. The individual years of the decade have crept by without me really noticing but 2010 feels like the future. 2009 has been a difficult year but I’m feeling positive about the beginning of the next decade.

3BT – wiped clean, productivity, buttons

1. The dusting of snow each night erases footprints like an etch-a-sketch.

2. For the first time in a few weeks, I write out a decent to-do list and use it as a project tracker throughout the day. The sense of accomplishment at the end of the day is wonderful.

3. I tip out the bag of buttons onto the bed sheet and pick through them to find the perfect three.

3BT – grit swish, concordance, over-excited about juice

1. The regular swish as the men brush grit.

2. I randomly stumble upon Clare’s “Three Beautiful Biscuits” and think, not for the first time, that Clare and I might actually be the same person.

3. I squee loudly when I find the forgotten-about spare bottle of orange squash. Just what I wanted.

Last week’s Tweets (up to 2009-12-20)

  • is hurrying through all the must-do items on her to-do list so if she needs to slump in a heap this afternoon, she can do. :( #
  • will soon be enjoying an evening of entertaining entertainment, courtesy of the Gillroyd Parade. http://bit.ly/5Edaqb #
  • is hopped up on drugs and been snorting all sorts of things in preparation for the gillroyd parade gig. Calpol ftw. #
  • You're sat 12ft away from me, they've got mics. If i can hear your conversation over the sound of the band, you're talking too fucking loud. #
  • got late supper toast crumbs everywhere and developed an annoying tickling cough around 5am. Worst. Bedmate. Ever. Sorry @johnleach & cats. #
  • took some tickly cough medicine before leaving the house. It seems to work by producing a giant ball of mucus in my throat. Ick. #
  • thinks Team Brightbox might have taken a trip to the land of silly this afternoon. #
  • had a fab Brightbox Christmas meal: the whole team together for the first time. Fun times, just a shame people couldn't play out for longer. #
  • finally got to see @jeremyjarvis & @sarahjarvis' new house – very pink atm but very nice! I got to pee in the dark in their guest bathroom. #

3BT – cold paws, colour, curry

1. We return from the shop but the planned bacon butties are put on hold because, for the first time in days, the cats show an interest in the outside world. We walk down the chilly garden together, the cats sharply contrasted with the white. Boron shakes his cold paws with every step.

2. As beautiful as it is, the white world has made me crave colour. I wear my new-to-me stripey jumper for the first time and when I’m looking for wool at the yarn shop, oranges and purples leap out at me. I buy some and imagine curling up under a giant, bright granny-square blanket.

3. John makes us a curry for tea and it’s his finest yet – spicy and highly flavoured but not oppressively so. The best thing about it though is there are enough leftovers for dinner tomorrow night too.