1. The poster paint smells like school, the too bright colours swirl together before blending.

1b. I paint some boxes to look like Minecraft blocks: something about the 3d makes them look ace.

2. I’m just saying how sad it is that Lily can’t take part in #dogsatpollingstations this year when we round the corner and see a huge fat black cat. My squealing doesn’t scare it away and we enjoy a good stroke. On the way out from voting, someone else is enjoying her but we crouch down as well and she parades herself for tickles and photos.

3. A slice of my favourite chocolate truffle cake, with the lovely crumbly base.