(As originally posted on my Twitter thingy.)

louisa_ “enjoyed” a modern day re-enactment of Romeo & Juliet last night between two drunk, repugnant neighbours.

ROMEO: That rock through yonder window breaks.
It is my house and Juliet has locked the door.
Arise, fair Armley, and kill the ugly bitch.
Who is already sick and pale with hangover.

[POLICE enter. ROMEO is manhandled into a police car. Exit]

(This follows on from last year’s “Summer in Armley” post.)