1. The lecturer pronouces words I’ve only seen written and as I walk around the woods, I repeat them as if I’m learning a new language. (I am, somewhat.)

2. Manually recolouring hundreds of virtual stitches might seem tedious but it’s actually surprisingly fun.

3. The previously chopped onions – red and spring – tumble from their little tub into the pan. It makes me feel like a TV chef: prepared and visually interesting.