1. Assembling my new loom is ridiculously frustrating but a few nice things: everything individually wrapped in brown paper, the pleasing repetition of the rigid heddle, and the dull clunk of wooden warp board pegs in a bag.

2. Tilda crosses the run’s roof and rubs her neck against the ‘flagpole’.

3. The heat from the shower has caused a rash on my chest: I smile to see it looks like a perfect set of lungs.

4. P calls some colleagues “fellows”, which tickles me for some reason.

4b. We decide that #firstworldproblems doesn’t come close to describing the situation: #firstworldwhinywhitemaleproblems is more accurate.