1. I meet a very fluffy cat on the way back from the supermarket. It tries to climb into my shopping bag and steal our lunch. Later, over the road, I meet the cat whose back half looks like Strange but she is only chatty, not cuddly.

1b. I have to catch and release both a butterfly and a bird from the house. Windows are confusing, aren’t they?

2. I stop by with some vegetables from the plot for R. He tells me he’s not growing much this year then shows me his super fruiting aubergines, his pumpkin (which I’d given him, mistakenly telling him it was a courgette) and his prolific runner beans, amongst other things. For someone who isn’t growing much, he’s got a heck of a lot of produce on the go.

3. I make John howl with laughter – or rather he says something wrong by mistake, and when I point it out to him, he lets out a bellow.