Dear 16 year old me,
I’m writing to you in 1995/6 for two reasons. Firstly, I have just read a lot of other people’s letters to their sixteen year old selves and it was inspiring – they were, by and large, both writing to their past selves and their present selves at the same time: telling themselves that little truly matters in the grand scheme of things, to stop dwelling or beating themselves up about their pasts and to recognise what they regret from back then so they won’t accumulate the same regrets now and going forward. I also presume that because they have all found a way to write to their younger selves, my letter will be able to take advantage of the same time/space anomaly.
Secondly, I was going through a load of our old things the other day – clearing out the chaff and enjoying the wheat. I went through the black suitcase you have under your bed right now and the pastel coloured folder you had in Year 8. I found a lot of nonsense in the folder (thank heavens we’re not that idiot any more, amiright?) but in the suitcase, I found some gems, including the “me file” we had to write for English in Year 7. You might remember that in it, we had to list various tidbits of information about ourself including our likes, dislikes, fear and hopes for the future. It turns out that at 11, just five short years ago for you, our hopes for the future were to get a “good job”, a “nice house” and to have “lots of cats”. I think 11 year old us would be proud of me, but I’ve always had doubts about you: I think you’d be disappointed with my small fry existence. I think your disappointment will stem partly from the, true, fact I have never really escaped the small town in my mind but mostly it’ll be because you are an idiot – sorry, but you are, but don’t worry, you’re in good company: I’m an idiot too. Over the years I’ve figured out some stuff but I’m not 100% of the way there by any means – perhaps in another 18 years time I’ll be writing a letter to 34 year old self lamenting about what an utter dunce I was/am then/now. At least I know I’m an idiot now though, which leads me neatly onto:
1. You’re not as great as you think you are. I know why you think that way even if you don’t (clue, read #2), but you’re really not all that. You’re pretty mediocre really but that’s ok, no really, it is – and the sooner you realise that, the happier you’ll be.
2. But you’re not as shit as you think you are either. You have really shockingly bad self-esteem now, for reasons that should be as obvious to you as they are to me. You’re teetering on a dangerous edge and your survival mechanisms are strange and often counter productive (see #1). But you’re not that bad, honestly – don’t be so hard on yourself, kid.
For a sheltered 16 year old, you’re clever, creative and funny, and your youthful naivety gives you confidence that you’ll lose as you get older and grow even more introspective. You’ve also got some good friends – just possibly not the ones you think.
Finally, I hate to bring it down to anything as superficial as physique but do note that you also have cracking legs and an awesomely flat belly: these things will not last forever. I know your wardrobe is full of crop tops, hot pants and mini-skirts so I don’t have to tell you to flash your skin but I will say this: in just a few years, you and everyone else alive in the mid-90s will look back in horror at their high waisted jeans and skirts. It’s not too late to make a positive change in that regard.
2b. I’m not promoting the idea of young women using fancy dress parties as an excuse to go out as “sluts” but seriously, don’t pick a cavalier outfit instead. Even a full bear suit would be better. (If this letter reaches you after the party, note that what you stopped you going in the end was painful [and the memory of emotion will stay with you for ages] but it was probably less painful than the audience you would have received if you had actually made it to the party dressed AS A FUCKING CAVALIER.)
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