(Not particularly Beautiful Things but very much louisa things.)
1. Forgetting I’ve tipped filthy carpet cleaner water down the toilet, then having a wee, seeing the black water and wondering what the hell is up with my bladder.
2. Spur-of-the-moment inviting a friend into our house for the first time and remembering too late to explain why there is a giant furry monkey in the middle of the dining room.
3. It turns out the new tea towels are not colourfast. I have accidentally dyed all our tea towels lime green. It hurts our eyes.