1. At Five Lanes End, we, almost randomly, pick the right exit.

1b. We bounce from shop to shop looking for weed suppressant fabric and coffee beans but along the way I also find a cheap greenhouse shelving unit (which has been on my to-buy list for a couple of months) and some cheap growbag trays (which I use under my seedlings at this time of year). I have to walk like a crab down the aisles to avoid knocking everything over: I quietly make the Zoidberg noise as I go.

2. We’ve procrastinated about it all day but the edging of the long beds is finished in next to no time, and the greenhouse goes up very quickly too.

3. Pleasing graphics and colours on a new French vocab game.