(11:48:35) dad: hello
(11:49:22) lou: hello
(11:49:52) dad: not on for long going out with Paul for lunch
(11:53:19) lou: going anywhere nice?
(11:53:37) dad: the crown !!
(11:54:51) lou: so, no then :)
(11:56:22) dad: mmmm
(11:56:41) dad: its a amn’s pub us pie and pea’s biys !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(11:57:56) lou: it’s an illiterate’s pub
(11:58:26) dad: man’s
(11:58:31) dad: :D
(11:58:45) lou: “biys”?
(11:58:56) lou: “us”?
(11:58:57) dad: boys
(11:59:00) lou: “pea’s”?
(11:59:10) lou: “its”?
(11:59:17) lou: oh so many things wrong with that sentence
(11:59:17) dad: mmmmm
(11:59:37) dad: ok so I’m not after the Turner prize
(11:59:47) lou: i think that might win the turner prize
(11:59:54) lou: as an artistic statement
(12:00:07) lou: the booker prize, which is actually a prize for writing, on the other hand…
(12:00:28) dad: really you think I’ve a chance !! >:) <):)
(12:00:41) lou: no. not in the slightest.
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