• Anyone in #bd10 want to help the Green party be eligible to have a national TV political broadcast? DM me if you do :) #
  • .@strowger78 just farted on the dog and now she's coughing. #
  • After weeks of trying, dog finally caught a fly. Doesn't seem to think it was worth the effort – lots of "iiiiick" tongue licking & huffing. #
  • @strowger78: then you too will no longer be let upstairs and will have to go out the back door, up the steps & through the cat flap. #
  • Sometimes, when I'm in the right mood, filing is THE BEST THING ON EARTH. #
  • Oh *goody*, @johnleach is learning a new 80s power ballad on his guitar. #
  • The cat is on top of a cushion, on top of the giant beanbag. One level of comfort clearly isn't enough. #