1. The black cocker rolls on my feet. He’s very soft and friendly – and small enough that I can pick him up in an attempt to carry out the most brazen dog theft ever.

2. I have ordered mounts to frame, amongst other things, some of my recent craft projects. They arrive supported by two piece of hardboard – exactly what I need for my next project!

3. The childish delight I feel every time I get a bus ticket with my road name on it.