– if I was an erotic dancer, I’d call myself the Yorkshire Stripper, but I don’t think people would like it because I’m not actually from Yorkshire


– In my dream, I met Tina Fey and George RR Martin, and I didn’t have sex with either of them.
– In my dream, we had extensive cellars and kept a donkey in there.
– Did … did you have sex with it?
– The donkey? No.
– Good.