1. Breakfast in bed. Just cereal and tea but still, a nice treat.

2. The chickens are newly fluffy and clean after their autumnal moult. They pick at what remains of the greenery around the garden while the cats look on.

2b. Tilda and Strange realises they’re overmatched by the chickens so chase each other around the patio instead. Kaufman looks on bemused by his silly sisters.

3. We play Cards Against Humanity, making each other laugh with completely inappropriate remarks. To be fair, this is far from unusual – in fact the “worst/best” joke of the evening happened over dinner, well before the ‘offensive’ cards were unwrapped.