Overheard

1 – How do they decide which way a bus goes?

2 – What do you mean?

1 – Like why does it go down this road and not that one?

2 – They go in straight lines between places.

1 – Do you think the bus driver always drives this bus? I mean the 760 route.

2 – I don’t know.

1 – Do you think they need a special licence to drive double deckers?

2 – I don’t know.

1 – Do you think they get to take their buses home with them?

2 – No.

1 – Wash them and pimp them out?

2 – No.

1 – Bring their own fluffy dice?

2 – (chuckling) No.

1 – Do you think they get caught on speed cameras?

2 – I don’t know.

1 – Or ever get into police chases?

2 – No.

1 – High speed buses!

Pause.

1 – Do you think there is a thing called limonade?

Silence.

1 – You know, lime lemonade.

Silence.