• has got biscuit crumbs *everywhere*. only upside: realising that “cleavage crumbs” is lovely to say and sounds pleasingly euphemistic. #
  • watches the postman try to camouflage all the spam he’s giving us by slipping it inbetween letters. #
  • had chorizo, smoked cheese, dill pickles and cream crackers for lunch in the sunshine. yummo. many cats were present also. #
  • is getting disheartened with driving lessons. unsurprisingly my main problems are meeting people & preparation/organisation. #
  • @johnleach no, you’re not. you’re laid down on the sofa, i can see you. or i would be able to see you if i wasn’t TOO HUNGRY TO SEE STRAIGHT in reply to johnleach #
  • is eagerly awaiting chickpea and paneer curry. #
  • is clicking and typing softly while @johnleach tries to nap on the sofa. #
  • thinks she’s far too clumsy to carry out the plan she has in mind. #