• @johnleach given K & I use "the office" as a euphemism for vaginas, I'm glad the drilling & banging is happening in your office, not mine in reply to johnleach #
  • @TweetsByAlex A shambles is too harsh but it could easily be a lot better – better use of titles tags & more keyword-y URLs for a start. :) in reply to TweetsByAlex #
  • My sewing-by-numbers kit arrived from @_leethal_ – can't wait to get started, what will the mystery animals turn out to be??! :) #
  • Looking for new internal doors. Every single company website is unusable in one way or another, making a dull task even shitter. Sigh. #
  • Today, I have mostly been getting excited by iron door knobs and aquaponics. So very wild. #
  • Up very late with melted pre-fuse box wires, waiting for electricians. The excitement of being an adult never ends. #
  • Still waiting-a lot of electricians seem to be all talk when it comes to emergency call outs at 4am. Second mains guy due soon, hopefully. #
  • Yay mains people here at last. Couldn't get hold of another electrician though so burglar alarm will be going off until power is restored… #
  • Would very much like to apologise to all our neighbours for the noisy crap last night inc. 20mins of burglar alarm at 5am. Sorry Greengates. #
  • Have been email massacre (emassarce): something that was marked to-do 2 years ago isn't going to get done, time to file & forget about it #
  • Forgot how nice a good egg mayo sarnie can be. #
  • Trying to think of a subtle way to get @johnleach to make me a cup of tea but make it seem like it's his idea to brew up.This subtle enough? #
  • @sarahjarvis actually, you kinda can polish them. but you still probably wouldn't want to. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBj6PonX14A in reply to sarahjarvis #
  • Doesn't think she's understood a word said in the last ten minutes. #satinbetweentwogeeks #
  • I'm too old to be made to feel this shit by teenage girls. #