• Starting the working day with a warm dog sat on my feet. Fucking A. #
  • Lily's just discovered that sometimes cars, vans & people – people WITH DOGS!!! – go by the front of the house. How exciting! #
  • @tim_waters isn't it just! washing out on the line, dog tired after sunshine-soaked walks in the woods, and the mini-eggs circulating, ace! in reply to tim_waters #
  • Is dog-elbow –like tennis elbow but caused by a pulling-on-lead dog– a real medical condition? Because I think I have it. #
  • Also got a knackered ankle – not used to so much exercise! #
  • So I wasn't audio-hallucinating mews & bell tinkles – one of the neighbours' cats got trapped in our house overnight, only just emerged. #
  • @strowger78 huge white & black very fluffy boy cat from next door but one. called daisy despite having a penis. he's a scaredy but likes me. in reply to strowger78 #
  • I'm giving away some awesome lady things on Recycle This (@recycle_this) this week – such fun! have to do more giveaways in the future :) #
  • @Doziej I'm sorry for your loss & I hope Murphy is as lovely as Lily is – although at 9, she's exhausting me, I can't imagine a 3yr old! :) in reply to Doziej #
  • The dog is actually inspiring us to keep the house tidier. Getting up earlier, exercising more, tidier house – very un-Peachlike! #
  • does anyone know of a train booking company where I can speak to actual people who will actually help me? trainline & nationalrail = failure #
  • OH: "your nipples are all random" #
  • Trying to work out whether I'm feeling blue or just tired. #
  • First dog/bath interaction was largely a success. She was a little scared in the bath but the bone afterwards more than made up for it. #
  • @sarahjarvis and the lovely deep pile carpet for the dog to dry herself on afterwards. our bathroom is so practical! in reply to sarahjarvis #
  • @strowger78 plus, it's orangey-red — the same colour as cat-biscuit sick, so that vomit would be camouflaged until stepped in. Perfecto! in reply to strowger78 #
  • One week into being a cat-and-dog household, the animals spent the night sleeping six inches apart on the bed. They're ace. :D #