• Boron has been sat between me and my laptop for about 20 minutes now, letting me kiss him while I type. http://twitpic.com/2yp9vq #
  • .@johnleach keeps picking weird music that's making me edgy and anxious. Feel like I'm in a David Lynch film. #
  • Oh, now he's got the Polyphonic Spree on. Feel like I'm on Playschool. ;) #
  • OH: "you're such a tasty hunk of pastry" #
  • Stood in a room where a dozen completely sober adults are singing bryan adams. #
  • Has pretty much failed with fire this morning. Cat unimpressed. Should have just put the heating on instead. #
  • I HAVE CONQUERED FLAME. Cat duly impressed. #
  • I emptied the stove ashpan this morning and now my hands smell like a nightclub from 1998. #
  • Lovely relaxing day yesterday inc a walk in Heaton & a late lunch at Coopers in Guiseley (another day, another Market Town Tavern). #
  • Just had the chickens loose in the garden for the first time – fun! Can't wait until it's all properly fenced in so they can pootle more! #

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