1. The tradition is breakfast curry but as it will possibly be the first day of Ramadan, we make alternate plans instead: a giant stack of pancakes. I always thought lemon and sugar was the boring option, an appetizer before getting onto the good stuff or a palate cleanser, but today they’re unusually delicious.

2. I find it strangely difficult to write the date with the correct year, rather than my year of birth.

3. Exactly what I’ve been looking for, a perfect fit, a good brand too, and only £3.50? Yes please.

4. The “All” channel might be filled with people throwing around the usual insults but locally, we’re praising each other on a job well done. We might have lost in the end but we fought the good fight, protecting our home base so they couldn’t take us down that easily.