1. There is nothing obvious for lunch until we realise there are bagels in the freezer and both brie & bacon that need eating.

2. Lily sniffs at the bottle. She initially reacts in horror – it’s perhaps stronger and more complex than she’d expected – but then leans in and licks at the drops in the neck. John holds out his empty tumbler, and a long tongue stretches further than we’ve ever seen to lick the slick from the sides and bottom.

3. We watch The Descendants, but being us, we undermine every single touching moment with inappropriate jokes and comments about Clooney. I also try to do Cleveland-sans-moustache’s voice for the first time and don’t do a bad job of it.